UNDER 10 SECONDS WITH DAN

I’m an Art Director. I eat stuff. I rode a roller coaster
for the first time at 16. I wear black. I can’t grow
a mustache. I got paid to play videogames. Pierce
Brosnan was the best 007. I had a failed lemonade
stand. My first serious girlfriend was when I was six.
I’ve eaten grass. My dog has only let me down once.
I was breastfed as a child. Rude people are the worst.
Space is cool. I can’t sit still. I threw up eating my
first cauliflower. I learned to drive stick in an hour.
I don’t like the name Gertrude. Training Day is a basic
bro movie and I love it. Spiders suck. I eat pizza
with a fork. Batman.